Thursday, December 31, 2009

2009: Band Names



The A.V. Club
finds an endless bounty of funny, stupid, and confusing names every year for their annual band-names list.
After all, someone out there right this very moment is forming a band and wondering what to call it.
Each year the A.V. Club assembles a list of the notable names encountered along the way.

the list offers links to hompages or myspace-pages for most of the bands + bands' statements or background information

2009's categories are:

- GENIUS
- STILL USING EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
- WINNER, MOST OVERWROUGHT ACRONYM
- FUNK BANDS WILL NEVER GET IT
- PROPER NAMES
- MOVIE/TV REFERENCES
- SHOTGUNS
- BITCH WHORE SLUT ETC.
- THE ALWAYS POPULAR VAG
- COCK
- NIPPLES THAT ARE STIFF
- SEX
- PANTS, FOR SOME REASON
- THE FUTURE LIES
- THE SOMETHING AND THE SOMETHINGS
- HIPPIE-SOUNDING
- TOO TWEE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD
- SO HEAVY, DUDE
- REALLY?
- [FOREHEAD SLAP]
- ???
- STOP WITH THE Zs ALREADY
- FOREVER DAMNED TO SAY “IT’S A PALINDROME!”
- WILL NEVER BE SPELLED CORRECTLY BY PROMOTERS
- LONG
- WORST HIP-HOP NAMES
- PUNS, RHYMES, & MISC.
- FUCK
- CANADA!
- ANIMALS
- DISABILITIES
- DRUGS
- MISC.



SK's top3 band-names picked from the list:

1. Dananananaykroyd
2. Gardening, Not Architecture
3. Computer Jesus Refrigerator

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

try Wolfram Alpha!



Wolfram Alpha is an answer engine developed by Wolfram Research.
It is an online service that answers factual queries directly by computing the answer from structured data, rather than providing a list of documents or web pages that might contain the answer as a search engine would.
It was announced in March 2009 by Stephen Wolfram, and was released to the public on May 15, 2009.


I know...
Wolfram|Alpha has been around for some time but:

try a classic request like:
- If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
- The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything

Nah! - seriously
(although the requests above produce decent results)

let's get to the real good stuff:


Step-by-Step Math

Have you ever given up working on a math problem because you couldn’t figure out the next step?
Wolfram|Alpha can guide you step by step through the process of solving many mathematical problems, from solving a simple quadratic equation to taking the integral of a complex function.

W|A can demonstrate solutions over a wide range of problems.
for example:

- If you need to learn how to do long division of polynomials, W|A can show you the steps

- If you are stumped trying to find the limit of xx as x->0, consult W|A

- When you need to find the derivative of (3x2+1)/(6x3+4x), W|A will find this derivative using the quotient rule

- Are you trying to integrate e2 x cos(3x), but forgot the formula for integration by parts? W|A will remind you how to integrate by parts

- W|A can do virtually any integral that can be done by hand


screenshot (click to enlarge)


The “Show steps” feature allows you to learn basic mathematics on your own, or it can simply be a nice way to check your work!
It can also give you insight on different ways to solve problems.

So next time you find yourself ready to give up on a math problem, make sure to check with Wolfram|Alpha.

to whom it may concern:
The step-by-step programs in Wolfram|Alpha rely on a combination of basic algorithms and heuristics including Gaussian elimination, l’Hôpital’s rule, and Bernoulli’s algorithm for rational integration. These heuristics are a logical formulation of the natural methods used by humans for solving problems. By utilizing Mathematica’s powerful pattern-matching capabilities, Wolfram|Alpha’s developers have morphed these rules into a platform for breaking down and structuring the solutions to complicated problems, which closely mimics the ways by which a human would solve problems of these natures.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Facebook harakiri/seppuku

radical chic!

Seppuku ("stomach-cutting") is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies, as a form of capital punishment for samurai who have committed serious offenses, and for reasons that shamed them. Seppuku is performed by plunging a sword into the abdomen and moving the sword left to right in a slicing motion.


(image: credits to James Wignall)

let's get virtual:
seppukoo.com offers the perfect service for your virtual suicidal needs on Facebook

from their about-section:
"You are more than your virtual identity
'Virtual Life' is an - often - abused term used to describe the whole of one person online activities. But as media communications let our second/online/offline identities overflowing into real life - and vice-versa - the distinctions between the real and the virtual are becoming, more and more confused. Which is virtual? And where's the real? Beyond all those questions only a fact remains: that our privacy, our profiles, our identities, our relationships, they are all - fake and/or real - entirely exploited for a sole purpose: to be sold as a product. But are those lives really worth to be experienced.

As the Seppuku restores samurai's honor as a warrior, in the same way, seppukoo.com deals with the liberation of the digital body from any identity constriction in order to help people discover what happens after their virtual life and to rediscover the importance of being anyone, instead of pretending to be someone.
Hacking and parasiting one of the most popular social networking website, seppukoo.com deactivates one's user facebook account, driving people into one of the most radical chic user-experience: the vir(tu)al suicide.

As viral marketing strategies have been exploited by corporate media to make profit connecting people all over the world, Seppukoo playfully attempts to subvert this mechanism disconnecting people from each other and transforming the individual suicide experience into an exciting"social" experience.

Suicide is a free choice and a kind of self-assertiveness. Unfortunately, Facebook doesn't give to its users this faculty at all, and your account will be only deactivated. This means that any information regarding you and your friends, will be strictly preserved by facebook authorities in order to keep your virtual life alive for the eternity.
That's why you won't need any superpower to come back to your virtual life after death: just a simple login, and your life will be completely restore back."


moreover:
"In 2009 a bunch of popular fictitious identities haunted the ethereal Facebook network. Their account names have been stolen from notable real personalities - suicidal VIPs, rockers, philosophers, historic personalities - in order to perform one of the most controversial viral campaign about life, death and virtual eternity."

OK then:
I'll create a fake account for some person like "F. Werther" and kill it!...
or even myself! (on FB - don't panic!)
[planned for Febuary '10]


but all this brings up another question:
when I die in the real world - are my profiles eternal
and if not: who will deactivate them???

good night and good luck!

Monday, December 14, 2009

#4|º|º¥ I2080-#01:[)4¥!

happy robo-holiday!



Exobotics!
Rock the Robo-Factory, build your Bot and then computate mad booty shake - make it dance!



Next step: World Domination...

Saturday, December 12, 2009

red, blue and shades of purple

an interesting graph/diagram...
especially for the "family" and "adult" aspect

all in all: representative?
...shades of purple more or less for you?

(click on the image to enlarge for higher resolution)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

rotating kitchen

The Rotating Kitchen by Dutch artists Zeger Reyers
started rotating November 27th
at the opening of the exhibition 'Eating the Universe' in Düsseldorf, Germany.
It will continue to rotate until February 28th 2010.

Monday, November 30, 2009

The Cuddly Menace

resistance is futile !

the author:
"...I looked to the children's book rack and there spied the title 'My Little Golden Book About God'.

Now as anyone knows, my interest in life's headiest metaphysical mystery has led me on some strange journeys; from the highest mountain peaks of Peru to snort crystalized alpaca urine with an Incan shaman to the sewers beneath Istanbul to read 900-year old grafitti scrawled by the heretical Saint Phoqallyall. Having found no theological resolution in these rarified encounters I have left the door open to the chance that sublime truth may be found where I least expect it.

So it was with genuine anticipation that I opened the book, curious to know what the people at Little Golden Books believed small children who stick Beeferoni up their noses could absorb about the Inscrutible One.

You cannot imagine my horror, however, when my eyes met pages filled with saccharine, pastel artwork depicting cold-eyed androids that were clearly not of our realm. In a Beautiful Mind moment of schizophrenic clarity I saw the book for what it was: not a gentle introduction to life's most profound curiosity, but a primer for the parasitic offspring of an invisible invasion!

For the safety of our race (if any still remain) I have translated this book in the hopes that a resistance may arise. Read the baby powder-scented Final Solution of our enemies from beyond, otherwise known as:


My Little Golden Book About Zogg "

excerpts:



the book : to flip through
the animated version : well-narrated + FX

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The URDB


the Universal Record Database
the definitive site for human achievement

URDB is an evolution of a Burning Man theme camp created in the summer of 2004

from their about-section:
"What world record are you capable of setting? We believe every person on earth has potential to be the world's best 'something'. URDB's mission is to become the database where all such achievements will live.
...
The general guidlines are simple: every record in the database must be
a) quantifiable, b) breakable and c) legal. If you want to set a record for, say, 'Fastest Time Eating a Banana While Standing On The Great Wall of China and Wearing A Purple T-Shirt', go for it. Creativity is highly encouraged.
"

including videos and photos of stuff like:

- Most Pairs Of Underwear Worn On Head At Once (16 pairs) link
- Furthest Distance To Throw A Vinyl Record (
81 feet, 11 1/2 inches) link
- Most Air Guitar Windmills In 30 Seconds (79) link
- Highest Tap Dance (5364 meters) link
- Most Peanuts Smashed With Forehead In 15 Seconds (26) link
- Longest Distance To Shoot A Rubber Band Using Feet (216 inches) link
- Most Armpit Farts In 30 Seconds (105) link

and so on...

got the drift?

feeling challenged?
go for it!

good night and good luck!

Monday, November 9, 2009

David Shrigley

(this post is so overdue... it even smells funny!)

may I introduce David Shrigley
to those of you who don´t even know him already?
*duh!*

[insert description of artist here] it doesn't matter anyway
►help desk

some of his drawings:













two of his animations:





moreover: Shrigley's list of photographs

more:
over at Shrigley's site

Saturday, November 7, 2009

got time?



divide dots / roll-over

site says: "There is a random hidden image under the balls. Images are updated weekly"

...hope it's SFW since I didn't have the patience to finish
must be a Zen-thing

everything Zen

link

obama-look-a-like



This is Trevor.
He looks like Barack Obama.

his site

Thursday, October 22, 2009

trash cam


Miroslav Tichý (* November 20 1926 in Nětčice)
is a Czech photographer and painter.


Miroslav Tichý wandered the small Moravian town of Kyjov in rags, pursuing his obsession with the female form by photographing women in the streets, shops and parks with cameras he made from tin cans, children's spectacle lenses and other junk he found on the street.


He would return home each day to make prints on equally primitive equipment, making only one print from the negatives he selected.

His work remained largely unknown until 2005, when he was 79 years old.


some of his work:


Monday, October 19, 2009

apology template

Getting hideously drunk at a (dinner) party and embarrassing yourself is certainly nothing new.

As far back as the 9th Century, the beautifully named 'Dunhuang Bureau of Etiquette' insisted that local officials use the following letter template (dated 856) when sending apologies to offended hosts. The guilty party would copy the template text, enter the dinner host's name, sign the letter and then deliver with head bowed.

The letter was discovered, alongside thousands of other documents, in a sealed cave library in western China.
(To read more visit the International Dunhuang Project)

The entire scroll, filled with form letters adapted for various situations, can be seen here.



bonus:
the modern apology template form (+ more template forms): link

Monday, October 5, 2009

the ventures - covered by U900

The Ventures are an American instrumental rock band formed in 1958 in Tacoma, Washington. The band, formed by Don Wilson and Bob Bogle, has had an enduring impact on the development of music worldwide, having sold over 100 million records, and are to date the best-selling instrumental band of all time.

one of my favourite surf-music groups from the past covered by

U900: some knitted dolls from japan (!)


The Ventures - Diamond Head


U900 - Diamond Head



The Ventures - Walk Don't Run
(sorry - the visuals seem to be looped but the music is not...)


U900 - Walk Don't Run



bonus stuff:
a nice little bootleg

Man Or Astroman?

Live at Maida Vale BBC Studios (November 1, 2000)



1. Spectrograph Reading of the Varying Phantom Frequencies of Chronic Incurable Tinnitus

2. Theme from EEVIAC

3. Song for the Two Mile Linear Particle Accelerator, Stanford University, Stanford, California

4. Television Fission

5. Preparation Clont

6. Within One Universe There Are Millions

7. Engines of Difference

8. Many Pieces of Large Fuzzy Mammals Gathered Together at a Rave and Schmoozing with a Brick

9. Um Espectro Sem Escala

10. Trapezoid

11. Interstellar Hardrive

12. Curious Constructs of Stem-like Devices Which Now Prepare Themselves to Be Thought of as Fingers

tracklist and track downloads here
the complete session as a download (right click and save as)

so: hang loose or you can go hang
good night and good luck

Thursday, October 1, 2009

turrican_alternate_repost



Turrican! - again...
A classic theme of earlier videogame history reinterpreted by Duracell.

Some programmed synthesizer triggered by snare-hits
plus an amplified, distorted basedrum.

Awesome!!

-> previous vid

(OST for Turrican and moreover: Chris Hülsbeck)

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

bukowski: quotes and photographs


Henry Charles Bukowski (August 16, 1920 – March 9, 1994) was a German American poet, novelist, and short story writer. Bukowski's writing was heavily influenced by the geography and atmosphere of his home city of Los Angeles, and is marked by an emphasis on the ordinary lives of poor Americans, the act of writing, alcohol, relationships with women, and the drudgery of work. A prolific author, Bukowski wrote thousands of poems, hundreds of short stories, and six novels, eventually having over 60 books in print.
[Wikipedia]



some quotes and photographs:


"There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don't live up until their death. They don't honor their own lives, they piss on their lives. They shit them away. Dumb fuckers. They concentrate too much on fucking, movies, money, family, fucking. Their minds are full of cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them. Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them the great music of the centuries and they can't hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die."

The Captain Is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship, 1998



"The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidates who reminded them most of themselves. I had no interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I was going to escape. At least the others had some taste for life. They seemed to understand something that I didn't understand. Maybe I was lacking. It was possible. I often felt inferior. I just wanted to get away from them. But there was no place to go."

"I could see the road ahead of me. I was poor and I was going to stay poor. But I didn't particularly want money. I didn't know what I wanted. Yes, I did. I wanted someplace to hide out, someplace where one didn't have to do anything. The thought of being something didn't only appall me, it sickened me . . . To do things, to be part of family picnics, Christmas, the 4th of July, Labor Day, Mother's Day . . . was a man born just to endure those things and then die? I would rather be a dishwasher, return alone to a tiny room and drink myself to sleep."

Ham on Rye, 1982



"I was naturally a loner, content just to live with a woman, eat with her, sleep with her, walk down the street with her. I didn't want conversation, or to go anywhere except the racetrack or the boxing matches. I didn't understand TV. I felt foolish paying money to go into a movie theatre and sit with other people to share their emotions. Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateur drunks, the bores."

Women, 1978



"Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now."

—Interview, London Magazine, December 1974-January 1975



"It was true that I didn't have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"

Factotum, 1975



"The nine-to-five is one of the greatest atrocities sprung upon mankind. You give your life away to a function that doesn't interest you. This situation so repelled me that I was driven to drink, starvation, and mad females, simply as an alternative."

Sunlight Here I Am: Interviews & Encounters 1963-1993, 2003

bug \ feature

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

THIS IS ARTAAAAAA !!!

Giant Tinfoil Ball, 2009



well...
you might think...
"I could have done this!"


...but you didn´t !

Emily Keegin did.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

elektroschutz

Welcome to the show kids!

30 ways to die of electrocution.
Diagrams outlining some causes of electrical accidents
... the retro way!

Here are 30 illustrations from the book
'Elektroschutz in 132 Bildern'.

examples:

(link credit: bre pettis - brepettis.com/blog)


bonus track:
filename - tets


srtgsfgfdg

Murder City Devils - Idle Hands mp3
(right click and save as)

Monday, September 14, 2009

San Francisco -> Washington D.C.

in 4 minutes

(1 frame shot every 10 seconds)


their route on google maps

Saturday, September 5, 2009

gigposter art

May I introduce gigposters.com to you?

The site is dedicated to the artists, designers and musicians who create amazing gig posters to advertise shows and events.

GigPosters.com was created and is maintained by Clay Hayes who resides in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The website launched in January, 2001.
Showcasing the worlds largest historical gig poster archive, this massive online art gallery is home to thousands of designers from around the world.
Visitors can browse and comment on gig posters, join the large community in the forums, chat, and purchase posters in the classified ads section.

gigposters.com provides:
- 108.402 poster
- 98.981 bands
- 8.530 designers


8 examples I randomly picked:
(click on the images to enlarge for higher resolution)

Friday, August 21, 2009

stuff hipsters hate


image above: obviously(!) a Hipster imposter

Here's a blog about things that hipsters hate
(and there are oh! so many things).

First on the list: Other Hipsters. To be a true hipster, one does not identify oneself as such. That is why you will often hear dudes in skintight jeans and chicks flashing calculator wrist watches muttering: “Fucking hipsters...”

There is at least ONE post on the dislikes of Hipsters that SK can identify with.


bonus clip: Hipster Olympics


Fucking hipsters...