Thursday, December 31, 2009

2009: Band Names



The A.V. Club
finds an endless bounty of funny, stupid, and confusing names every year for their annual band-names list.
After all, someone out there right this very moment is forming a band and wondering what to call it.
Each year the A.V. Club assembles a list of the notable names encountered along the way.

the list offers links to hompages or myspace-pages for most of the bands + bands' statements or background information

2009's categories are:

- GENIUS
- STILL USING EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
- WINNER, MOST OVERWROUGHT ACRONYM
- FUNK BANDS WILL NEVER GET IT
- PROPER NAMES
- MOVIE/TV REFERENCES
- SHOTGUNS
- BITCH WHORE SLUT ETC.
- THE ALWAYS POPULAR VAG
- COCK
- NIPPLES THAT ARE STIFF
- SEX
- PANTS, FOR SOME REASON
- THE FUTURE LIES
- THE SOMETHING AND THE SOMETHINGS
- HIPPIE-SOUNDING
- TOO TWEE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD
- SO HEAVY, DUDE
- REALLY?
- [FOREHEAD SLAP]
- ???
- STOP WITH THE Zs ALREADY
- FOREVER DAMNED TO SAY “IT’S A PALINDROME!”
- WILL NEVER BE SPELLED CORRECTLY BY PROMOTERS
- LONG
- WORST HIP-HOP NAMES
- PUNS, RHYMES, & MISC.
- FUCK
- CANADA!
- ANIMALS
- DISABILITIES
- DRUGS
- MISC.



SK's top3 band-names picked from the list:

1. Dananananaykroyd
2. Gardening, Not Architecture
3. Computer Jesus Refrigerator

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

try Wolfram Alpha!



Wolfram Alpha is an answer engine developed by Wolfram Research.
It is an online service that answers factual queries directly by computing the answer from structured data, rather than providing a list of documents or web pages that might contain the answer as a search engine would.
It was announced in March 2009 by Stephen Wolfram, and was released to the public on May 15, 2009.


I know...
Wolfram|Alpha has been around for some time but:

try a classic request like:
- If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
- The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything

Nah! - seriously
(although the requests above produce decent results)

let's get to the real good stuff:


Step-by-Step Math

Have you ever given up working on a math problem because you couldn’t figure out the next step?
Wolfram|Alpha can guide you step by step through the process of solving many mathematical problems, from solving a simple quadratic equation to taking the integral of a complex function.

W|A can demonstrate solutions over a wide range of problems.
for example:

- If you need to learn how to do long division of polynomials, W|A can show you the steps

- If you are stumped trying to find the limit of xx as x->0, consult W|A

- When you need to find the derivative of (3x2+1)/(6x3+4x), W|A will find this derivative using the quotient rule

- Are you trying to integrate e2 x cos(3x), but forgot the formula for integration by parts? W|A will remind you how to integrate by parts

- W|A can do virtually any integral that can be done by hand


screenshot (click to enlarge)


The “Show steps” feature allows you to learn basic mathematics on your own, or it can simply be a nice way to check your work!
It can also give you insight on different ways to solve problems.

So next time you find yourself ready to give up on a math problem, make sure to check with Wolfram|Alpha.

to whom it may concern:
The step-by-step programs in Wolfram|Alpha rely on a combination of basic algorithms and heuristics including Gaussian elimination, l’Hôpital’s rule, and Bernoulli’s algorithm for rational integration. These heuristics are a logical formulation of the natural methods used by humans for solving problems. By utilizing Mathematica’s powerful pattern-matching capabilities, Wolfram|Alpha’s developers have morphed these rules into a platform for breaking down and structuring the solutions to complicated problems, which closely mimics the ways by which a human would solve problems of these natures.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Facebook harakiri/seppuku

radical chic!

Seppuku ("stomach-cutting") is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies, as a form of capital punishment for samurai who have committed serious offenses, and for reasons that shamed them. Seppuku is performed by plunging a sword into the abdomen and moving the sword left to right in a slicing motion.


(image: credits to James Wignall)

let's get virtual:
seppukoo.com offers the perfect service for your virtual suicidal needs on Facebook

from their about-section:
"You are more than your virtual identity
'Virtual Life' is an - often - abused term used to describe the whole of one person online activities. But as media communications let our second/online/offline identities overflowing into real life - and vice-versa - the distinctions between the real and the virtual are becoming, more and more confused. Which is virtual? And where's the real? Beyond all those questions only a fact remains: that our privacy, our profiles, our identities, our relationships, they are all - fake and/or real - entirely exploited for a sole purpose: to be sold as a product. But are those lives really worth to be experienced.

As the Seppuku restores samurai's honor as a warrior, in the same way, seppukoo.com deals with the liberation of the digital body from any identity constriction in order to help people discover what happens after their virtual life and to rediscover the importance of being anyone, instead of pretending to be someone.
Hacking and parasiting one of the most popular social networking website, seppukoo.com deactivates one's user facebook account, driving people into one of the most radical chic user-experience: the vir(tu)al suicide.

As viral marketing strategies have been exploited by corporate media to make profit connecting people all over the world, Seppukoo playfully attempts to subvert this mechanism disconnecting people from each other and transforming the individual suicide experience into an exciting"social" experience.

Suicide is a free choice and a kind of self-assertiveness. Unfortunately, Facebook doesn't give to its users this faculty at all, and your account will be only deactivated. This means that any information regarding you and your friends, will be strictly preserved by facebook authorities in order to keep your virtual life alive for the eternity.
That's why you won't need any superpower to come back to your virtual life after death: just a simple login, and your life will be completely restore back."


moreover:
"In 2009 a bunch of popular fictitious identities haunted the ethereal Facebook network. Their account names have been stolen from notable real personalities - suicidal VIPs, rockers, philosophers, historic personalities - in order to perform one of the most controversial viral campaign about life, death and virtual eternity."

OK then:
I'll create a fake account for some person like "F. Werther" and kill it!...
or even myself! (on FB - don't panic!)
[planned for Febuary '10]


but all this brings up another question:
when I die in the real world - are my profiles eternal
and if not: who will deactivate them???

good night and good luck!

Monday, December 14, 2009

#4|º|º¥ I2080-#01:[)4¥!

happy robo-holiday!



Exobotics!
Rock the Robo-Factory, build your Bot and then computate mad booty shake - make it dance!



Next step: World Domination...

Saturday, December 12, 2009

red, blue and shades of purple

an interesting graph/diagram...
especially for the "family" and "adult" aspect

all in all: representative?
...shades of purple more or less for you?

(click on the image to enlarge for higher resolution)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

rotating kitchen

The Rotating Kitchen by Dutch artists Zeger Reyers
started rotating November 27th
at the opening of the exhibition 'Eating the Universe' in Düsseldorf, Germany.
It will continue to rotate until February 28th 2010.